ZIP IT GOOD

Let’s talk zippers. Specifically, that one rebellious zip on your pants that’s always ready to make a grand entrance at the worst possible time—job interviews, weddings, Tinder dates, that one time you bumped into your ex while wearing your “doing laundry” outfit. You know the one.

Enter: The Zip Lock Hack™ (okay, not trademarked, but it should be).

Here's the top-secret tip:

When you're done zipping up, flip the zipper pull down.

That’s it. That’s the magic.

Why? Because most zippers are designed with a built-in locking mechanism that activates when the pull-tab is lying flat against the zipper. It’s like a polite little “stay” command for your fly. No more wandering zippers, no more awkward glances, and certainly no more surprise breezes.

Think of it like putting your zipper to bed. Tuck it in. Tell it, "Goodnight, stay put." Boom—locked, loyal, and lint-free.